Now look here what you done gone and did. By some quirky twist of fate you now find yourself at the gateway to what you will soon find to be undoubtedly one of the downright strangest places you have ever surfed your way into on the Internet. Now wait just one darn minute, before you act on that urge to run away, all we ask is that you take a break from reality, crank up a good tune, and have a heapin' helpin' of our hospitality.

On the pages within you will find a chronicle of my journey learning HTML, CSS, PHP, and Javascript. You can see how I have progressed and how my projects have progressed in complexity. I am at the point now that I am developing more finished products. Mostly playable games with a couple of non-game things. Feel free to poke around. Hopefully you will find something that gives you a little pleasure.

Why is everything dippy and what's a dippy Game. I define a dippy game as one that only takes a couple of minutes to play, does not require any investment on the user's part, other than time, and provides a little bit of enjoyment or puts a smile on your face or challenge your brain. Nothing fancy, no checking back for progress, no waiting for something to happen, just a short distraction from reality.

Now on to the good stuff, or at least the stuff. Behind the buttons above are my latest creations. These are the projects I consider to be complete and ready to play. Feel free to take a peek at the code and steal whatever you like. My motto, adopt, adapt, and improve. Besides, large swaths of code were originally written by ChatGPT anyway. I use it to get the basics then modify to suit my needs.

Lastly, I apoligize to mobile users. My projects are designed to be viewed/played on a computer and are not mobile friendly, sorry.

Thank you for stopping by and I hope you enjoy your stay. If you have any comments or suggestions, especially ideas for new games, feel free to email me.

Quote of the Moment

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Programmer's Quote of the Moment

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Mrs. Bumpkin's Dog of the Moment

Joke of the Moment

What ya doin' all the way down here? All the good stuff is up top. Well, since you're down here, if you've had a good time here at Bumpkinland and you want to show your appreciation, I've created a PayPal Donation Page. There you can send me a buck or two if you are so inclined. If you are, thank you in advance.